2 Most important Words

2 most important words which begins any mans life

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"Push and Pull":-):-D

The Pain in the Ass

Man: Doc my ass is paining very badly, plz help me.

Doc: Ok, I'l put hand in your ass and let me know where exactly is it paining.

Doc put the hand in and ask the man. The man say ,"deeper, more deeper"

Doc ask the man again' "is this the spot of pain."

Man: "no deeper inside."

Doc, "Is this the spot ?"

Man after long time, "yes, This is the exact spot."

Doc: "You son of bitch, You have pain in TONSIL and its neck not ass." 

Just 3 words

Just 3 words by a girl are enough to destroy a man's ego and confidence.......
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"IS IT IN??"

Antisepic Soap

Man goes to a grocery shop.

Man: Do you have a good antiseptic soap?

Shopkeeper while scratching his balls: Yes!

Man: Then wash your hands with soap and give me some sugar.
:-):D

Difference between Potentiality and Reality

Youngest Son: Tell me dad, whats the difference between potentiality and Reality?
Dad: I'l show you with examples.

Dad turns to his wife and asks her : "would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?"

Wife: Yes of course!! I would never waste such an opportunity.

Then Dad asks the same question to his daughter.

Daughter: "Wow!!! Yes! he is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks the same question.

Elder Son: "yeah! why not? Imagine what i could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son and says: "you see son, Potentially we are sitting with 3 million dollars but in Reality we are living with 2 prostitutes and a gay."

Girls and Periods

Read this.......
Its awesome....!!!


Girl says: "Dear periods, i hate you....But the only good thing about having you is knowing that I am not pregnant"

The Nest

A Girl tattooed her pussy with a birds image,


After sex asks boyfriend. "Did you see the bird"


Boy: "No, but i loved the Nest."

Send A Man

Girls hostel lights gone for 3 continous days!!


The caretaker gets furstrated and makes a call at office


"For the last 3 days my girls are using candles atleast send a MAN today"

Why am I black?

Son: Mom, why am I black even though you are white?


Mom: Listen Son, considering all the mistakes and crazy things I have done in my youth, just thank God that you don't bark!!!:-)

The Little Thing

Whats similarity between man and Q ??



guess


both are zero without the little thing hanging down!!

The Doctors Sex Advice

A lady went to doctor for help with her sex life.
Doctor: Give your husband Viagra.
Lady: I cant. He hates pills.
Doctor: Just put it in his coffee.

Next week, she came unhappy.
Doctor: Was it not good?
Lady: No, it was the best sex I have ever had. He had a few sips of coffee then pushed everything off the table and fucked me right there on the table!!!
Doctor: Well, what's wrong?
Lady: I will never be able to show my face in CCD again!!!