Professor : Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar : BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar : NA
Professor :What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar : BANANA.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no workBoss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'You May Note Down the Number'
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s roasted well.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a red one, please.
While walking Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: are you ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone
Santa: That girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new
Sardar : BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar : NA
Professor :What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar : BANANA.
♘♘♘
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no workBoss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
♘♘♘
Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'You May Note Down the Number'
♘♘♘
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s roasted well.
♘♘♘
♘♘♘
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a red one, please.
♘♘♘
While walking Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: are you ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
♘♘♘
Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone
♘♘♘
Santa: That girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new
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