Flowered Panties

Do you know why girls where flowered panties?
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guess, guess
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Its their way of saying, "Come water my garden with your pipe."

Handsome!!!

When three people have sex its called threesome....
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When two people have sex its called twosome....
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So next time when someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a complement.
lolz!!!!

Women's tears = Men's Sperm

Women's TEARS are similar to man's SPERMS
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Only One among a Million are for a useful purpose.

Dad In Hospital

Dad slipped in Bathroom.
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He broke his bones.
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Son reaches hospital and asks, "Dad how did you fall in bathroom?"
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Dad, "You son of a bitch, at-least flush off your cum after masturbating."
:D

The DIck

A psychiatrist in a group therapy with 4 young mothers and their kids.
Psychiatrist : "You all have OBSESSIONS"

He said to the 1st mother, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

To the 2nd mother, "Your obsession is money. It manifests in your child's name, Penny."

To the 3rd mother, "Your obsession is alcohol as your child's name in Brandy."

The 4th mother got up and whispered to her son, "Come on Dick, lets go."
:D..!!

Skin peeled while Sex

A illiterate maid was cleaning the bedroom when she suddenly screamed.

The housewife came running and asked maid what happened.

The maid then showed her a condom and asked, "what is this?"

Housewife, "Don't you have Sex?"

Maid, "I do have sex with my husband but not till the skin peels out!!!"

Holes in Condoms

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?"
they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."

Whistle from Ass

After marriage on first night of honeymoon
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Man puts a finger in wifes ass.
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woman, "ahhhh...... put one more finger dear"
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Man, "what for? wanna a blow a whistle by ass?"

Texting In Class

Teacher's Note:

Dear Students,
We do get to know when you are texting in class
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Seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!!
:-):-D