Torchlight Needed

A boy and girl went in jungle to have sex
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15min later
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Boy,"I wish i would have brought torch."
Girl, "Me too. You are eating grass for the last 10mins."

Plant in Hole

A BOTANY student
has
brought to
our attention
the FACT:
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A PENIS
is the only thing
that has to be GROWN
before it is PLANTED in the hole.;-)

Worst Insult

A girlfriend asks her boyfriend, "Have you ever sucked boobs?"
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Boyfriend shyly,"No."
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Girlfriend, "Then did you suck your fathers cock when you were small, you son of a bitch."
:D
:D

Remove the Tooth

A girl goes to a dentist.
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She goes in and lies on the bed, removes her shirt and bra!!!
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Doctor, " I am a dentist!!!!"
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Girl, "Even I am here to remove a tooth asshole, its stuck in my nipples."

11 Bananas

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana
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Fruitseller - I am not selling less than 12 bananas...
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1 girl said, " take them, we'l eat the last one"!!

No Smoking and Fucking

Salesgirl : sorry, you cant smoke here,
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Customer : but I bought cigerates from here
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Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
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but it doesnt mean u start fuking here.

Its "Nothing"

A small boy looks at an Elephants cock and asks his dad.
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Dad says Ask your Mom.
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Mom says, "Its nothing dear."
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Dad," See I told you didn't I ? Even this is nothing this slut."