WoW

Height of Creativity :
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A girl tatooted 'W' on each of her bums...
When she stood, they were the initials 'WW'
But when she bent down,
It simply looked
'WoW'!!!!
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:-) ;-)

Between the Bum

Tom came crying...

Dad : What happened.?
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Tom : today at class when we got up from our seats for prayers, Roselyn, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her bum. Seeing that my benchmate pulled it out.
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Dad : thats bad. But why are you crying.?
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Tom : I know thats bad, so I pushed it back into her bum and she slapped me!
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:D

20GB or More

True line for the decade
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An good girlfriend can save your 20GB or more memory space.
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I hope you understood it!!

The Other Hand

An attractive young female professor announces a test
that would begin the next morning. No rain or Tyre puncture reason.
Be there or get a zero.

A young man in the back raises his hand, winks at the professor and

says "But what if we're incapable of taking the test tomorrow due to

extreme, crippling sexual exhaustion?"

The professor replies, "Then I suppose you'll have to write the answers with your other hand."

Fat but Tight

Dad before an arranged marriage : What say son? Did you like the girl??
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Son : Dad, the girl is a little bit fat!
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Dad : Son, No matter how big the house is, the door will always be small!!

Saved for 50 years

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
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Her friend asked her, "What happened ?"
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She replied : This 70 year old bastard told me that he has saved
a lot from the last 50 years, and I thought it was MONEY...

Hot and Sexy Benz

Man to Superhot Air hostess
"What's your name?"
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Air-hostess, "Benz, Sir"
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Man, "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
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Air Hostess Smiling
"Same Price Sir"!!!

Chocolate

You are said to be stupid when you visit an ice cream parlor instead of a chemist when your girlfriend says
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"I love chocolate flavor"
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